Ana Auditore de Firenze

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band do it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes

(Source: assap, via reitas-penis)

When my skinny friend says they need to go on a diet and i’m just like..

chaystar:

(Source: h4te)

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)

12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

chaystar:

(Source: byslexic)